My friend: hi can I have some chicken nuggets?
Cashier: you mean mcnuggets?
Me: uhm... What's the difference?
Cashier: mcdonalds has mcnuggets.. Duh.
My friend: That's very interesting. Thanks for wasting my time, now can you mcfinish taking my mcorder, mcmake my food and mcshut thefuck up? Thanks a lot mcasshole.
Me: and some mcfries with that please.
me: wait you went to the store without me?
mom: uh yeah you were asleep
me: great. now i have no reason to get dressed today thanks
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
relentless-ambition: It’s a night like this that I wanna call you and come over unexpectedly. I would do anything to kiss your neck right now.
intangibledrreams: My insecurities are getting the best of me lately
Sad truth, but I work on it every single day, no...
condom: i am actually so self-conscious to the point where if someone is looking at me i literally feel like they’re thinking and picking out all of my flaws dear god.